Cracker - Everybody Gets One For Free lyrics

I talk to the waitress Yeah she was pretty hot She gave me her number But that's all I got Everybody gets one, everybody gets one for free Everybody gets one, everybody 'cept for me Started a conversation About the United Nations Had to use imagination She was talking about reincarnation Everybody gets one, everybody gets one for free Everybody gets one, everybody 'cept for me Stayed up all night drinking When I should've been home Had a vision of the blessed virgin bu*t now I'm not sure at all Everybody gets one, everybody gets one for free Everybody gets one, everybody 'cept for me Miguel Urbiztondo Backstage New Year's Eve When the policeman came to look for him He said "What the f** do you know?" Everybody gets one, everybody gets one for free Everybody gets one, everybody 'cept for me She from the Inland Empire Her dad was an umpire Her mama was a go-go dancer Everybody got in for free Everybody gets one, everybody gets one for free Everybody gets one, everybody 'cept for me I know that our last record Didn't do very well But now we're back on the block With our freedom rock? Everybody gets one, everybody gets one for free Everybody gets one, everybody 'cept for me The Montreal policeman Wouldn't get off his a** So all your sh** was stolen What's the matter with that? Everybody gets one, everybody gets one for free Everybody gets one, everybody 'cept for me I got a yellow carnation I got some Kevlar pants I got a new American Century Do the freedom-hater's dance Everybody gets one, everybody gets one for free Everybody gets one, everybody 'cept for me I was driving in my car It was filled up with yams For no obvious reason That's just who I am Everybody gets one, everybody gets one for free Everybody gets one, everybody 'cept for me Everybody gets one, everybody gets one for free Everybody gets one, everybody 'cept for me Last call Find the one Everybody gets one Everybody gets one 'cept for me Everybody gets one 'cept for me 'cept for me