Cracker - Mr. Wrong (Live) lyrics

Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere Let me lay my sorry trip on you Won't you meet me by the river, little darling? I might just let you see my bad tattoo Well I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't It's the thought that counts and I think I'm a bit too broke But there's some change in my ashtray Maybe just enough to pay For a half pint of somethin' probably make us choke Well, no I'd rather not go and meet your family They'd probably send me back where I belong Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right 'Cause he's out of town tonight Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler And a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough Baby if you'd like to read, I got some great p**nography And a ten pound flashlight rolling in the trunk Well, no I'd rather not go and meet your family They'd probably send me back where I belong Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right 'Cause he's out of town tonight Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong Now, do you have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you? Hey, would she like to meet my brother? He'll be out of jail in a month or two Well, no I'd rather not go and meet your family They'd probably send me back where I belong Don't want to hear about your Mr. Right 'Cause he's out of town tonight Baby come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong Where I come from they call me Mr. Wrong