Cracker - China lyrics

Ah miss g mary won't you c please g come home from d(7) china. Bring a g bottle of whisky and a c tin cup g for your d(7) teeth. Em don't you sneak d into the g back door c wearing some d(7) disguise. Em knock on the d front door in g view of the c temperance d(7) guild. Ah miss mary won't you please come home cause i miss ya. Your old spinster sister don't always give good advice. Look at her she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff. He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife Chorus: Ah miss em mary won't you b please come home from c china. A come home from g china. D come home from c china am6. Repeat chorus Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman. He don't care if you come, he don't like i do. He's in love with his dog and all his volunteer fireman. And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme. Repeat chorus x2 Em