Cracker - China (Early Cracker demo) lyrics

Ah Miss G Mary won't you C please G come home from D(7) China. Bring a G bottle of whisky and a C tin cup G for your D(7) teeth. Em Don't you sneak D into the G back door C wearing some D(7) disguise. Em Knock on the D front door in G view of the C Temperance D(7) Guild. Ah Miss Mary won't you please come home cause I miss ya. Your old spinster sister don't always give good advice. Look at her she's in love with that drunken bandy-legged sheriff. He'll unzip her pantsuit, but never leave his fat wife CHORUS: Ah Miss Em Mary won't you B please come home from C China. A Come home from G China. D Come home from C China Am6. REPEAT CHORUS Now that fake old beatnik poet the volunteer fireman. He don't care if you come, he don't like I do. He's in love with his dog and all his volunteer fireman. And he is afraid to let the end of his versus rhyme. REPEAT CHORUS x2 Em