Palumbo Let me tell you what it's all about Don't want to hear anything to bring me down I close my eyes when things look bad I'm running away like everyone I just want to be like everyone Ah, We wish the morons Ah, ho ho ho Living is easy when you're slow Let me tell you what we're looking for Turn up the T.V. honey, lock the door And don't ask me how I feel I'm afraid I just don't know I'm standing in line like everyone I just want to be like everyone Ah, life with the morons Ah, ho ho ho Living is easy when you're slow Let me tell you 'bout a friend of mine man Got himself blown away just for tryin' So don't just sit there and tell me I don't care I'm not a zero I'm just real scared Ah, life with the morons Ah, ho ho ho Living is easy when you're slow Ho ho ho We're OK We just close our eyes all day Ho ho ho We're alright We just watch the moon all night