Cor blimey guvnor I'm the big 'un, cop an eyeful of this muscular arm Being tough 'n' rough is my kind of fun but, of course I never do no harm Ain't my fault I like cracking bones, gives me a funny kind of thrill I can't help smiling at the pathetic moans, when I go in for the k** Tribal wars are raging, it's a battlefield on the street There's games to play and hell to pay when the rival tribal rebels meet Why can't people just leave me be? Can't help doing what I do I'll do anybody who ain't like me so forget your what, why or who I ain't got no purpose and I don't give a f** I never asked for this life If you're looking for reasons you're out of luck I'll show you the point with my knife Tribal wars are raging, no-one's safe out on their own The gangs are about and they scream and shout So you'd better not be caught alone I did it cos there ain't nothing else to do Nowhere'll let me in It ain't my fault I want to hurt and screw So I've destroyed every place where I've been I had trouble at the local so they won't serve me there I just had to chivvy up this bloke Left him with a smile cut from ear to ear But the bleeder never got the joke Used to have a bird but I put her up the spout Had to tell her where to get off Well you can't blame me if I want to get about If you're a man you've gotta be tough I used to go down the cafe for tea But my boot got attacked by the door So now it ain't open for the likes of me And we're back on the streets like before Tribal wars are raging, our heroes are standing tall But the truth of the matter, if you cut out the patter Is that pride always comes before the fall They can stand on the corner with their violence and their hate Stand there and fester 'til they've left it too late To realise it's themselves they've put their on the spot Cos they've wasted the one and only life that they've got Tribal wars are raging, everyone's acting out bad parts Oi, hey big man, take a look at yourself It's in the mirror that the real war starts