Mother, I came out painful Mother, I gave you grief Mother, I gave you no relief Mother, my mother I love that b**h Mother, you loved my artwork Mother, you loved my wit Mother, I s**ed off of your tit Mother, my mother I love that b**h Mother, you cleaned my throw-up Mother, you cleaned my room Mother, I came out of your womb Mother, my mother I love that b**h Mother, you made my breakfast Mother, you made my bed Mother, without you I'd be dead Mother, my mother I love that b**h Mother, I ate my boogers Mother, I s**ed my thumb Mother, now I'm a f**ing bum Mother, my mother I love that b**h