Cowboy Mouth - Irish Boy lyrics

Well I had a drink with a friend of mine a week ago today we were celebrating a month and a half too late St. Paddy's Day well I bought 'im a round and he bought me a round and the bouncer bought us anudder what's an Irish boy from a good family doing in the gutter Well we looked at each other and had to laugh as we lay there in our stink well I woulda cried if I woulda thought but every time I thought I'd drink and if his poor old gray-haired ma'd see us there she woulda shuddered what's an Irish boy from a good family doing in the gutter Well my Irish friend he liked to surf but me I couldn't swim well he said that he could teach me how and I said I trusted him he swore he'd never let me drown he loved me like a brudder what's an Irish boy from a good family doing in the gutter Well sure enough I drowned and I wound up at the pearly gates where St. Peter said, "You're drunk as hell and son you shoulda ate" so he sent me back down to get a bite but instead I bought anudder what's an Irish boy from a good family doing in the gutter