Hey (I must confess, I have a total fascination With everything about the way you are And while I pray my lust won't be an irritation Please, stop me if I've gone a little far) Your body is a prison, (I shall not be redeemed) So shapely and curvacious, (I'm busting at the seems) Your momma and your daddy (say that I'm obscene) But the only thing that makes me scream I love your belly I love your belly, belly I love your belly, belly All the skinny girls are standing in the back of the line Yeah, yeah, yeah (You can blame it on my current situation If I aggravate you or annoy But, despite the recent cultural obsession I do not like women shaped like little boys) At the risk of sounding stupid, (arrogant and cra**) I'm enchanted by the shape and the (feel of hourgla**) I love you for your bite but I want you for your a** So, baby, turn the lights out fast I love your belly I love your belly, belly I love your belly, belly, belly All the skinny girls are standing in the back of the line Ooo If you could surrender to a pair of arms That would hold you and protect you from all and any harm Well, let's spend the night together, chowing down on Pepperidge Farms I love your belly I love your belly, belly I love your belly, belly, belly I love your belly, belly I love your belly I love your belly I love, love, love, love, love your belly