I say dance, you say dance I say France, you say France You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart I say Hugh, you say Grant I say pot, you say plant You're from Adelaide, I'm from Hobart We couldn't be more contrary if we tried Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye I am dumb, you are smart We are fifteen years apart You're from Adelaide, I'm from Mars I say ooh, you say aah I am careful, you like scars I like pickles from the jar We couldn't be more contrary if we tried Oh, chalk and cheese, we rarely see eye to eye I say You, you say Am I You like mornings, I like nights I'll love you till the day I die You say Christopher, I say Walken. You love, I love Christopher Walken!!! I guess at least we have got one thing in common