Cosmo Jarvis - Maxine lyrics

Dumb Kid Dumb Kid Dumb Kid I'm not stalking you I'm walking in front of you But you're screaming And I'm not grabbing you Or slapping the a** of you But I'm dreaming Cause I like girls in Trackies I don't know why they just grab me And I like how you stand up I like how you stand up I'm not that weird I don't have a girl or beard And I'm so fed up So fed up I wasn't really gonna get a tattoo of your name on my arm Cause I don't have that much money I can spend I can spend No matter how much p**n I download I will always think of you And I will be obsessed til the end Til the end Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! And I'd do anything you tell me to! Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! And I can't stop thinking of you! I'm not a wa*ker Well I used to be But I'm not anymore Cause it makes me tired And I'm glad you're happy But if my love gets crappy And I'm glad you're admired And I know I'm immature I won't stalk you anymore I'm a dumb kid Dumb kid, dumb kid, dumb kid And I'm not forgetting you I'm just not gonna hit on you I'm s**ually retarded Speaking of jacking I was doing it today But then I quit so I'd last longer And you wouldn't laugh at me I'm one of those guys I can't let go and accept loathing Cause I've got what's an addictive personality Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! And I'd do anything you tell me to! Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! And I can't stop thinking of you! I'm not saying we were gonna bang But it would have been quite nice And I would have liked it more Than the best thing in the world You're not the first I've done a song about Trust me I'm really not that weird I just get obsessed with girls! Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! And I'd do anything you tell me to! (My balls are cold!) Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! And I can't stop thinking of you! I'm obsessed Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! And I'd do anything you tell me to! Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! And I can't stop thinking of you! Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! And I'd do anything you tell me to! Maxine, Maxine! You're bloody obscene! And I can't stop thinking of you!