Etiquette and elegance and every such Extravagance Of course i will rebel against This lack of common sense It's not of common decency but calling Out the thief in me Don't ask me to be blind When you need me to see If time were a water slide I'd be so slippery and wet (can you feel me here?) (can you feel me here?) I want to hide away From the ba*tard light of day (can you feel me here?) (can you feel me here?) Everything and anything are said to Really mean something But i don't mean what i say When i say that i'm okay Truly madly sincerely sad i know that It's not all that bad But ring me at my soul phone And you'll see i'm out of range If time were a water slide I'd be so slippery and wet (can you feel me here?) (can you feel me here?) I want to hide away From the ba*tard light of day (can you feel me here?) (can you feel me here?) Testing testing 1, 2, 3 This water's far too cold for me My boiling point is one degree South of my destiny