Cory Joseph - Deadpool lyrics

[Vocal Sample/Intro] (My name's Deadpool) Neph (Had you heard of me?) (I'm the best at there is at what I do) (And nothing, but nothing better get in my way) [Verse 1] Battle Axe, setting up the umbrella Eller, eh I'm from Canada, we party all day Listen, to [?], A dottie I'm bustin' like a twelve gauge shotty Flex all my words, vocal cords, doing [?] Uh, yeah check this sh** that I'm on These prosthetic bombs could never envision when I drop Nuclear fission I have arisen from this prison, listen careful I'm like Hector Editor section, better tighten your conjecture Pay attention to my lecture, I'm Hannibal Uh, no got to say you're undebated, celebrated Up and coming, I'm amongst these humpty dumpty's I knock them off of the fence, take the money, pay my rent Uh, there's nothing funny when it comes to putting food in my tummy MCs yummy like a gummy bear I'm the best young up and coming rapper in the western Hemisphere This year I'mma take ‘em I hope you're not mistaken I hope I'm not too late [Vocal Sample] (You must be the chosen one.) (Deadpool) (The amazing) (Amazing is more Spider-Man's thing really) [Verse 1] I hate these rappers tendency to vacillate despite their accolades Only capacitates a higher percentage of them to get decapitated Calculated, not really I'm pressing numbers in the function doors, sound silly [Hook] Run, if you see me comin', Weapon X is the nephew Red and Black, Katana sword, I'm Deadpool When my, sub-machine gun tongue riddles you dead fool Grenades defeat your barricades, don't want to press the issue, you're, done Run, you won't see me comin', slicing right through your tissue Red and Black, Katana sword, I'm Deadpool When my, sub-machine gun tongue riddles you dead fool Grenades defeat your barricades so no one left to rescue you [Verse 2] Who won't let super villain on chronics I'm chopping bodies when I hit the bottom of a double Hendricks with tonic Wade Wilson drinking Pilsner My mouth don't got a filter I called up Rob the Viking, told him that I love this beat Oh, how she creeps, and so I k**ed her You can say I'm off kilter Yeah, off axis. Pouring acid on their a**es Tragic circumstances led to me being this beast Muhammad Ali. I'm bombing all that I see, uh [Sample] Deadpool Branded as both hero and villain Deadpool was once a bada** mercenary named Wade Wilson After being recruited into the Weapon X program Wade was subjected to experiments that gave him awesome regenerative powers And drove him bat-sh** crazy Crazy I'm crazy for feeling so lonely [Hook] Run, if you see me comin', Weapon X is the nephew Red and Black, Katana sword, I'm Deadpool When my, sub-machine gun tongue riddles you dead fool Grenades defeat your barricades, don't want to press the issue, you're, done Run, you won't see me comin', slicing right through your tissue Red and Black, Katana sword, I'm Deadpool When my, sub-machine gun tongue riddles you dead fool Grenades defeat your barricades so no one left to rescue you [Verse 3] Up in the north, we call it keeping the peace I take my shots with steady aim even to count for the breeze Ehh *pew*, the only time that I sneeze I'm probably up in the trees I might be falling asleep These rappers bore me, I've got a much better story A bigger vocabulary Ain't no way you could put me inside a single category There's much more to me than whats under the mask Most people fear the answer to the questions they ask It makes me laugh (Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha) [Vocal Sample] (You're the strong child over the weak Or the weak over the strong) (The survival of earth entirely depends on) [Verse 4] Nephilim. Viceroy of the movement Move it or lose it Uh Smack ya two lips. Get buried under tulips I'm the coolest with my flow on the coast It's sub zero You should go bag up your rhymes in a Ziploc Climb up to a clifftop, (yeah) And let that sh** drop Uh, you call that hip-hop? I think not You're Chris Rock, funny This is a stick up dummy I got that sh** locked Speeding up the pace by them listening to the tick tock Tick tock [Hook] Run, if you see me comin', Weapon X is the nephew Red and Black, Katana sword, I'm Deadpool When my, sub-machine gun tongue riddles you dead fool Grenades defeat your barricades, don't want to press the issue, you're, done Run, you won't see me comin', slicing right through your tissue Red and Black, Katana sword, I'm Deadpool When my, sub-machine gun tongue riddles you dead fool Grenades defeat your barricades so no one left to rescue, uh [Sample] (Well here we are, the moment of truth Can you believe it? You know I wasn't sure how you do But, gotta say you crushed it Well we crushed it. We make an amazing team We should to this more often)