Cope Julian - Paranormal In The West Country lyrics

I) Paranormal Pt. 1 I packed my bags + I left the town I took my money put a payment down A little house is a country seat They say that country life is hard to beat I'm way out west and now there is not doubt In city life there is no way out There's no horizon and there is no Moon Could be November but it might be June Paranormal in the West Country 'Cause paralyzed is not easy to be I feel the power of a mystery Paranormal the West Country Get away from the government Get away form the scrum Get away from the in-bred F*ckingham Palace Scum Ii) Archdrude's Roadtrip Driving on the fast side of slow It's so annoying for the other guy Driving on the fast side of slow Speeding up to 45 then slowing down Braking for no reason at all When the sign reads "30," drive at 25 Sunday driving 7 days a week, oh no And driving on the fast side of slow Boy, you've got a nerve commin' here You sing of Auto'GEDDON but you drive a car Like a cheap new age cavalier You should be more like Merlin + walk everywhere I can't live in sin at all I can't live after the fall Cause I don't believe at all But I do believe a call There's a thousand things in my life that I'm trying to do They involve a lot of friction, they involve a lot of you But I want to huggy up to her And smell her Mother breath Cause I love my live, love my life I love it to d**h