Cool V - Mudd Foot lyrics

"Hey Mudfoot, you know what we're here for, lay some treats on us!" -] Fat Albert [Intro] Yo, dis is one of the, dis dis Yo dis is that, that's that joint Yo that's the.. that's that joint Yo this is another one from the, y'know You know who it's from! WHAT?! Oh, now you don't know who it's from now right? Okay, now I'ma just tell you You know this is from the diabolical energetical Poetrical numerical new lyrical man, B-I-Z Emmezah-emmezah-A-R-K-I-E Best on the scene, man appointed rap king in effect If you EVER try to disrespect the Biz Markie Disability checks you collect, BUT ANYWAY! I'm just bringin you you somethin A new, a new a little somethin Because you remember me from y'know, "The Biz Mark, Biz Mark" And from the {*beatboxing*} and all that mess And you know all the other stuff from like, "Make the Music.." But yo, but I'd like to dedicate this to, my best friend TJ Swan My cuz-n, my cousin Cutmaster Cool V My man, my man, and my man, DJ Marley Marl Cause we in the studio doin this, this is for my NEW DANCE So check it out, everybody ready I think he's ready to get, I-ah-I I-I just think he's read', I think I'm ready to get hype [Biz Markie] I'm the Diabolical, Biz Markie From "Pickin' Boogers," the "Vapors" - "Make the Music" you see But now I'm bringin to you for your enjoyment It's an animated dance for my employment You might remember him from Saturday afternoon He was my favorite character on any cartoon But when you do the dance, you can't stay kaput EVERYBODY GET UP.. and do the Mudd Foot C'MON! Get up and do the Mudd Foot C'mon, yo yo, yo c'mon and do the MUDD Foot "Hey hey," yo hey, yo, do the MUDD Foot [Interlude] Now bust this out I'm not even gonna get into no rhymin I just want everybody to listen to the funky beat While my DJ Cutmaster Cool V, cut up what the name of this dance is {*Cool V scratches "Mudfoot"*} [Outro] You know, I can't really do all that stuff You know I'm not into that cuttin, but I want everybody to the dance, let me show you You see, you gotta act like you crippled Like you just got one leg, and you know you just gotta just You gotta just, ge-ge-ge-ge-ge-just gotta relax And just, let the music take over your body and just chill Cause this is the Diabolical B-I-Z, Emmezah-A-Rrrah You know me from, "The Biz Mark, Biz Mark" I already said that already, but it don't even MATTER Bring the ba**line back in, now bust this out I'm just talkin about, this is gon' be the new thing to take over The next century, cause it's gettin ready to be the 90's And I want this to be one of the hottest dances comin out It's called the "Mudd Foot" You know, you you can't do "The bu*t" off this music You can't do "The Wop," can't do nuttin else off it Can't do the "Michael Jackson" Only thing you can do off this music is the "Mudd Foot" Can't be doin that "Arsenio Hall" I don't know I don't know how he do that, m-heh-heh Or that I.O.U.'n, Scoob and Scrap'n And anybody else dancin Only thing you can do off this, is, the "Mudd Foot" So c'mon, do the MUDD Foot Yo, I, see, you know I been here I been in this studio for about a month I'm tryin to teach Swan how to do the "Mudd Foot" I don't know what the heck he doin, he-heh-heh Marley can't even do it, yo I'm tryin to teach, Cool V how to the "Mudd Foot" He doin the "bu*t Foot" I don't know what the heck he doin But, the way you gotta do the "Mudd Foot" You gotta just kick it, it gotta be like flowin y'know? It gotta be flowin! I know everybody from Uptown, by the Apollo, Uptown Way Uptown, the Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Staten Island Long Island! Everybody from out of state like Kansas City California, everywhere, I can't forget New Jersey, Newark y'know {*fades out*}