Cool Cavemen - Kinda Country lyrics

The sun rises slowly I open my eyes and I get up In front of hills and mountains Which stretch in front of me When I see my face in a mirror I get it better Why birds sing for me and ladies faint ‘Coz of my beauty I am the greatest of cowboys I've no other choice but love, love… myself Now that I am in town I'm looking around For that super shop I love Then I enter the store and I comb my hair Bewitching pretty girls At last I can see them, they're my aim in life Those brand new spurs I want Oh boy! He's like a Greek god! I already knew that! When I see my face in a mirror I get it better Why birds sing for me and ladies faint ‘Coz of my beauty I am the greatest of cowboys I've no other choice but love, love… myself You're the best We get crazy about you When I see my face in a mirror I get it better Why birds sing for me and ladies faint ‘Coz of my beauty I am the greatest of cowboys I've no other choice but love, love… myself Suddenly I hear a scream in the shop A woman in distress A few lipstick on the cheek and not on her lips I give my handkerchief So I wink at her, she goes bright red But all of a sudden… I can see him, my oldest enemy! What the hell are you doing here? Hey you, just bugger off!!! Every time I see ya The dumbest guy, you queer Don't cha know ya gettin on my nerves? Don't abuse me all the time I'm gonna teach you how Two lords have to settle the score Pray for me, pray for me I challenge him to a duel Pray for me, pray for me You challenge him to a duel The sun sets slowly I lie down And I close my eyes