Cool Calm Pete - Tune In lyrics

You heard? Osama got a weather machine Bought a new umbrella with my colorless green And Saddam act like the mafia Don Don't touch that dial rerun the Vietnam Cool Calm on a recon mission Out the work place been gone fishing Heading upstream, make you forget home Hungry man dinner chronic fatigue syndrome You all alone, no one to relate to Like even your old lady act askew World on crutches, limping on its axis Grandpa pitch a tent doing his taxes Scare tactics, loot under the mattress I got guns and internet access Pop divas do d** and act rude Wear pretty little clothes, dance and drop school I'm makin' moves in the land of milk and honey Overcast day, nose still runny Come rain or shine, please remain calm Don't touch that dial they gonna drop the bombs. Now this just in Take one on the chin Hip-hop mischief Huckleberry Finn Chuckles and laughs from poisonous gas Second-cla** citizen take two and pa** Natives are restless express lane Got excess baggage still love c**aine Hard to maintain, harder to let go They f**ing up my city for vendettas and petrol Retro fitted, got loot too - acquitted Pitted against all odds still committed Hair loss, silicone, botox kisses, call 1-800 I-dentity crisis Act now, react later, playa hate Eat fast, lose weight-too late! So your homegirl's up in arms in harm's way Red alert bring the alarm-bombs away Duck and cover you might get burned I've seen a thousand points of no return Tune in you're now rocking with the Calm Don't touch that dial they're gonna drop the bombs You got them post-war blues Still confused Daytime drama, sitcom, news Still buried in the trenches refuse to lose A ruse from the capitol with rights to choose Product placement Sex is tasteless Still less filling, the enemy's faceless A joke in the office and he ain't all that And the new American pastime is rap Stop the presses, look another titty Got your homeboy and ain't life pretty? We all rock synthetics to bear the cold You act like relics but you're barely old Ultra-violence, a moment of silence From down with the king to down with the tyrants Can't trust the system, we still cant count Cause they bucking down kids when school is out Head for the hills another cold front chill Collection of sorrow and unpaid bills Destination, red and blue nation And this whole damn city need a vacation