Now kiddies it's bedtime, you know what that means? I gotta take out the trash? No silly it's time to brush your teeth! Scram to the bathroom, water in the cup moisten the toothbrush, you know whats up crest, colgate, aquafresh straight across the bristles, nothing less now side to side, can't stop, won't stop hit her from the front, hit her from the back hit her from an angle if you got it like that girls love it if you got it like that fresh brushed she'll think your a genius impressed she might touch your come on, please, let me get a kiss don't be a tease, be a proper miss Oral-B girls rock it steady pump or squeeze, are you ready lets fight tooth decay let's floss everyday back and forth no gum diseases brush those fronts just like jesus back from the dentist, then he gets this no cavities, pump that fist back and forth, forth and back jungle mike says, "plaque is whack" this just in, brush your teeth, think of all the candy you can eat brush back jungle mike with the candy rap okay, they tell you to brush like a million times but f** that I'd like you to meet some friends of mine I call them push pop, ring pop low pop spree nominated fun dip and good and plenty cigarette gum, gum tape and nerds bu*ton caps razzle gummy bers, oh gummy worms peace to pixxie sticks tootsie rolls dreams ya'll how many licks? red hots, m&m's, gobstoppers boston baked beans and them starbursts laffy taffies, bazooka joe bliss, a whole bag of pennies for them sweedish fish forever mints, candy canes, merry christmas licorice the only ones, on your sh**list great bubbalicious sugar daddies 6 licks and yes, york peppermint paties your teeth gonna put up a good fight but jaw breakers rule, word to mike and ikes word to rain blow bubbles hubba bubba bubbles soda and poprocks, now we in trouble go charlston chews, and peanut chews marry janes, blunts, and of course big leauge chew candy bar nation, can't forget you these the cavity all stars, you know how we do brush p.s.a, promise the tooth decay, have a nice day brush back