Cookbook - Champion Birdwatchers lyrics

[Intro] Ladies and Gentlemen! The show that you've all been waiting for Champion Birdwatchers! [Verse One: BTwice] How you doin' baby? I see you walk by I'm wondering if you got wings, you lookin fly I know a lot a wanna be players sweatin' you Buy I ain't playin,' don't diss, cause I ain't lettin' you [Cookbook] Forget you Girl you ever heard of revenue? Haven't you? Ever heard of the chosen few, that I wanna do What they do better than the rest, girl I'm tellin' you Cause the Cook can do somethin' BTwice could never do [BTwice] Peace to that cat Let's shake the spot It's getting hot Let's thicken the plot And it don't stop Teach you all about hip hop Protect you when it's dark Check out graffiti marks Stop to pick you up flowers strollin' through this park Ma**age your feet at the bus stop by the swap meet Then take you back to the crib to make beats Show you the city sites Dinner and candlelight Cause soon as I recoup Feed you fresh fruit on the roof [Hook] Hey so lady, don't mean to bother you nothin' But I just wanna get to know you some Maybe you think and you look at me bumming But give me a chance so we can have some fun (Female Singer's Response) You better keep quick You might think this funny But I don't know you and I don't want to First of all mister, you don't got no money And when I say you, I mean your whole dang crew So listen up here, you might think it's funny But I don't know you and I don't want to First of all mister, you don't got no money And when I say you, I mean your whole dang crew [Verse Two: Pigeon John] Forget the others, baby, dance with me They're some jerks and I don't want you to get hurt, see? (Female Singer) Why should I trust you? You run the same crew (Pigeon John) Cause they call me Pigeon John and I'm in love with you So is you is Or is you ain't my baby? (Shake it bu*ters, shake it!) Cause lady if you get with me You'll see Everybody say (Ooh Wee!) Listen baby doll, get to my Ferrari (Don't go we warn ya!) Shut up young G! (uh!) Can't you see, I'm tryin' to get something planned? Well well, young toots? (Don't listen to him, scram!) [Hook] [Verse Three] Ha! Girl you gonna listen to these foolios? (Female: No.) You wanna come with me, cause I got Tony Hawk at the studio Oh, you don't like videos? How 'bout trips through the city-o? Did I mention that I'm down with Arsenio? You gonna by that? I wouldn't even try that With the call to the cat on some junior high crap He'll probably pull your hair next And trip you down the stair steps Yo, I wouldn't dare get ill like that I'm civilized With hospitalized hostility Put it to rest and test mental ability I know my calculus, got an A plus It's you plus me, we be the – (What?!) [Hook] [Outro: Spoken by female] Look, y'all some busters. First of all, ya stank. And you need some new clothes. ???????????????????? to the fullest. And if you skate, die!!! (Fading out) Hey Hey Hey hey Hey Hey hey Hey Hey hey Hey hey