Mmm, you look fine sunshine You and me should maybe like, hang-out sometime We could do fun stuff and get all creative You could tell me what little girls are made of I think it's wonderful that you like to stay buff If you like we could even play rough So what you say love, don't you wanna hook me up with your digits Then I could come and visit, and you'll be like "Um, who is it?" You see I'm not like the other guys I like smelling flowers and watching bu*terflies And writing little stories and speaking to people And going for walks and riding my BMX And writing on walls and crippling power structures You see it's all really like much of a “muchness” It's really silly not to exercise regularly don't you think But hey, I don't need to tell you that Hey sweet thing, just be nice to me And everything will be fine Hey sweet thing, just be nice to me And everything will be fine I can make everything outside this little bubble disappear Kick sweet little nothings in your ear And even though they don't really mean anything Little “zzzts” start popping like the first green in spring And it feels nice, like when I put my hand on your tummy Close your eyes, I got a little surprise for you honey It's the best thing in the world that we get on so brilliant Especially when I talk in tongues to your Brazilian And I promise to be completely honest ‘Cause lies don't taste that nice And I'm in it for the flavor So I'd appreciate it if you returned the favor I'm always on my best behavior. Except, um Maybe like when I'm getting freaky with your rectum Basically I'm in the place to be Step inside if you want a little taste of me Hey sweet thing, just be nice to me And everything will be fine Hey sweet thing...