Console War - MrSmokeydogg Diss Track lyrics

[Verse 1] Smokeydogg, you're just a f**ing bald f*ggot You claim you got a Full House like Bob Saget Your wife's fake, kids fake, you're fake You're a f**ing disgrace to the f**ing human race You lied about having a dog You're going to jail for Welfare fraud How the f** could you block me on Twitter? After hitting me up asking me for a babysitter You're mad they don't let you get Xbox with EBT After you spent all your money on that stupid TV You stole a non-working display unit to make it look like you got a PS4 And I would write this sh** but I'd rather just come off the top And not put too much effort into this motherf**er cause I want you to stop My lyrics will slice you and dice you in seven ways You do anything you can to make it look like you isn't gay When's the next video coming out so I can dislike it? I gotta go in the comments and start writing How f**ing serendipitous this arrives on the day got your Welfare check And I'll be writing on your motherf**ing videos I hate them I don't know why I watch them I just want them to end Or just up and go away But what else would I do with my f**ing day? Your kids are fake and your life's not getting better You got your TV on sale at Rent-A-Center Why does your name rhyme with Asian nurse and Pagan dirt Hating worse than faking curse cuz your name is David Kirk The biggest fanboy calling out fanboys Your audio s**s and you got a bland voice Smokeydogg is in a f**ing console war You didn't have a life alert but you found yourself on the floor Not once did you acknowledge my comments, what is all this sh** b**h? I'm typing every day just to get onto your sh** list [Outro] Am I there yet? Can you hear me now? Just wait for the motherf**ing sequel