Ol' heart the way our true love has been doin' Just rips and tears my pride right half in two I know you're just as much ashamed as I am So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you Let's not breathe a word or they'll start sayin' There they go the world's two greatest fools Ol' heart there's not one doubt that we're both crazy So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you Ol' heart I hope that no one will discover The foolish things that his love made us do We'd prob'ly have to pack and leave the country So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you Let's not breathe a word... No if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you