(Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo) (Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo) He don't play football golf or guitar He's never been on Bandstand Sullivan or Parr He's just not important cause he ain't a star (He's just a scientist) He just fools around with bottles and tubes (He's just a scientist) He's so square he's a cube (He's just a scientist) Big think gla**es And he's bald (He's just a scientist) Ah that's all All the games are won by big and brawny half-backs And marshals' find rustlers by their horses' tracks But who's gonna get us to the moon and back (He'll be a scientist) I think it's inhumane (Hey, just a scientist) Sendin' those poor little monkeys up in that thing (Yeah, just a scientist) I think there otta be a law There otta be a law (He's just a scientist) That's all Everybody's flippin' over Fabian Or Frankie Avalon But nobody ever seems to give a flip Over Dr. Werner Von Braun (Cause he's just a scientist) He's nobody's fool (He's just a scientist) Workin' on that slide rule (He's just a scientist) He's big and tall (He's just a scientist) Ah that's all Now all that we remember is a Thunder Bird That knocked us out and made us go But we done forgot about the polio shot Invented by Dr. Salk (Cause he's just a scientist) That's somethin' I've got to get (He's just a scientist) I ain't got mine yet either (He's just a scientist) But I guess we can wait till fall (He's just a scientist) Ah that's all (Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo) He's just a scientist (Doo dee doo dee doo dee doo) He's just a scientist