Common Sense - Breaker 1/9 lyrics

A weeby weeby wobble gobble gobble do the turkey Lord have mercy, mercy mercy me You see I'm trying to get the punani But you just want to rock me ah eh eh ah eh eh You see I'm trying to get the punani But you just want to rock me ooh check it So get your ride on ride the thundercloud and broom broom broom Because I gotta gotta get some el bow room So I can Bangkok better yet knock Italy But raindrops keep falling on my couch, try to sit with me Tampering up my program, so I play another slow jam It's not an ancient Chinese secret, you should know man But you insist on stay and playing Genesis I gotta put an end to this, baldergash, haul a** And don't come knocking my door, with the co*kle-doodle-doo I'm talking the his and his and hers, Three's Company too So step to the step to the rear And don't come back now, hear? Ah to the break y'all (break y'all, yeah) Ah to the break y'all (break y'all, made it!) To the break y'all (break y'all, nah!) To the break y'all (break y'all break, break!) The CB's, the CB's, they're here! I'm checking my mirror from the rear, Locks are closer, than they appear The time is near for you to drop your beer and get your nuts again But ain't no haps your dick isn't there You're thinking that, "Oops, I made a mistake" You say, "f** Nell Carter, come on Jimmy, give me a break" You made a mistake on the first take Trying to break a leg for take two You should of ate your Wheaties and Petey might of made a breakthrough You say to hope that things might bloom, so you a**ume position Wishing he would listen, so you start to kissing It's alive, and up goes, and up goes you're adrenaline You aimed, you fired, there you go, limp figures So you take and then play the role of friend and talk Try to tell her it's her fault, when Jack your Been wouldn't Stalk Baby Bubba youse a goner, ahh, you'se a goner It's f**er up, when your dick is playing tricks on you So you pop fizz, what a relief, beef stroke it up My man, got your thing, in your hand, say, "I, I think I can!" Damn this never happened before, yeah sure that's what they all say Uh-oh you better get Maaco kid, cause old girl is saucy What was sweet to eat, has now dried up and rotted It's a pile of pew, pick up your glove and say, "Yo I got it!" Hoping you won't drop you thought you had it made like Kay What more could go wrong, you got the right one baby! Uh-huh, let you tell it, everybody and their momma knows that you came quick, quicker than a pizza, from Domino's To the break y'all (break y'all, yeah) To the break y'all (break y'all, maybe) To the break y'all (break y'all, nah) To the break y'all (break y'all, check it out) The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break! The 1/9, the 1/9, the CB's, the break!! Break it up, break it up, break it up, break down! Walking up and then down the strip Looking for some hip so I can skip I spotted this honey dip, and her friend tried to sell me a script That they were in a rush to catch the bus, but that was the old Gus So I'm getting a bus, as I thrill at the disgust Since old girl was with this, I told her friend to kiss this And listen physical fitness use your brain and mind your business Dipping from a distance, in an instance I got the digits and blew a kiss to her That old stank hoe, was mad I didn't speak to her I hooked up with the one that looked nice Took her mind, like an ice! 'Til her friends gave her advice to think, twice Before with me she slept, my rep was kinda ill They told her to keep that booty still I been through more hoes than the pill Still I overcame cause I got game like a athlete In less than a half week, she was with it to do the nasty (break) The drawers dropped, the top off, and the boots was getting knocked I heard the door unlock, it was her pop he was a cop So I stopped dropped and rolled, so I wouldn't inhale a shell Broke like a fingernail, on my trail was the smell of tail Bailed back around the flat, to wash off the smell of cat Like a belt, everything was strapped 'Til my homey asked, "What's up with that?" The that was like dis G, I told him I got busy This was the spy who dissed me cause he told it like a sissy That was foul, I went to him lost in the mind now it's a dead end The little wreck on that they locked the door and I can't get in No more no more no more and now I know and now I know Don't mess around with CB's, good buddy, ten-four