College Humor - You're a Mean One, Mr. Trump lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Trump You really are a heel You're racist as a Klansmen Dipped in dumb, misguided zeal Mr. Trump You're a rotten orange with Alarmingly facist ideas You're a monster, Mr. Trump You say m**ms are uncontrolled Claimed they cheered on 9/11 Now you want to BAN them all Donald Trump I wouldn't touch you despite your Thirty-nine and a half percent lead in the polls You hate Mexicans, Mr. Trump Say Latinos steal and rape You want to build a wall And make Hispanics pay it all Mr. Trump Given the choice between you and Ben Carson Ugh, do I... Do I have to pick? They're both awful I don't want to support either, even as a joke In fact, this song is just going to draw more attention to Trump Big Picture, People are we doing more harm than good here, or Ugh! You're a nightmare, Mr. Trump You're a callous, s**ist stooge Mocking disabled reporters Calling women ugly, too Donald Trump These three words describe your lack of political experience are as follows and I quote HUGE HUGE HUGE You're a mean one, Mr. Trump The campaign, you have derailed You're an electoral fungus Topped with cotton candy hair, Mr. Trump Your candidacy is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable And you probably disapprove of this song because it's about Christmas but it's not religious enough Even though YOU don't really care! JESUS fu*kING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!! A seasick crocodiiiille!