College Humor - Run this raid ("Run this town" parody) lyrics

[Verse 1: Night elf/Rihanna] Friday night is finally here Friends are out but I don't care I'm not addicted to this game Just one more quest, I swear Checking server status now I'm gonna freak if Blackrock's down Phone's unplugged but chat's online Now who's gonna run this raid tonight… Who's gonna run this raid tonight… Gotta find some n00bs to pwn [Verse 2: Orc/Jay-Z] We Horde Yeah I said it We Horde The Warsong Nation Fightin' outta Ogrimmar Lootin' of a corpse, y'all Top tier everything Tier nine, soon ten Top tier everything Ya'll chat in Barrens Only play Paladins I'd have more respect If you weren't always griefin' us Guild is my familia, playing since beta So for now gonna head out to Darna**us There's a couple night elf chicks that we'd like to mana tap We resist your debuffs, while ours are always stacked We all crit for 6 comma, 3 zeros, dot zero zero Back to runnin' circles round dwarves While we stun em' Level up [Verse 3: Night elf/Rihanna] Real life is lame, it's not fair I'd rather chill at Darkmoon Faire” In Azeroth I'm finally free Just for one small monthly fee No more escort quests tonight Work s**ed hard, I need to fight Red Bull in hand I log online Now whose gon' run this raid tonight? Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay Heeeeeeeeey heeeeeeay We're gon' run this raid tonight [Verse 4: Human paladin/Kayne] Girl, I like your avatar, wanna cyber or take it slow, yo? Unless you're gaming cross genders, no h*mo Come ride a real epic mount, no Kodos Next time I charge in, you'll see real aggro k** your boss orc, who cares he earned “Warlord” This our life, we all game hardcore Achievements? You think we need to achieve more? What you PvP for? Honor f@#kin' rewards? But you know I'm done level grinding k**ing creeps and mobs, that ain't nothing I came to fight a real war, not go hunting Don't fear dragon spawns, Just fear when I'm coming While you're out spending all day in the real sun I'm in-game, what, having real fun Shift function, I'll target you, son Holy Light so bright you wish you had one You like a n00b who don't know how to auto-run Hit my level cap you haven't even begun You sleepin', AFK? Come on, pay attention! This is Warcraft, not a Neopets session! What's that, Mom? Can't talk, for real Great, look- Help! I need a full heal! I'm laggin' fighting this f*g and he's got dual wield k**ed him but his goblin bud Just ran in for the k**-steal [Verse 5: Night elf/Rihanna] That's Gayyy–ay-ay-ay-ayyyy Gayyy–ay-ay-ay-ayyyy Gayyyy-ay-ay-ay-ay-ayyy f** this I'm gon' find some p**n online