College Humor - Honest Graduation Song lyrics

[Verse 1] When we graduated high school we were [as] close as can be Said I'll come visit you and you'll come visit me I kept telling my new friends about you And all the crazy high school things that we used to do But when I look at a map your school is kind of far I'd love to go and visit but I don't have a car And if I got worried about the plans we didn't make We'd toast, we'd chill at heart over Thanksgiving break Cos we're BFF, we won't break that bond Even if to your IMs I don't respond And I can't help that we rarely speak Busy schedule man I can't talk this week And it was me and you and now my roommate too His name's Jim and you really gotta meet him dude He's really lucky but he's in our band We've got inside jokes that you won't understand But dude, we're friends for real [Chorus] As we go on, I remember That one thing we, did together College gave me, a different outlook We'll always be, friends on Facebook [Verse 2] So freshman year has ended and we're home again for summer And I saw you at the Starbucks, you were being quite a bummer You were whining about how we never chilled all year And trying to get me to come out for a beer You've a little bit of money but you're blind to see That we're two far different people than we used to be So I still write "happy bday" on your wall And be nice to your mom when I see her at the mall But please don't ever call [Chrous 2] Dude I moved on, please don't get pissed I've got new friends, and you're not missed Now I'm leaving, take a good look You won't see me, except on Facebook [Verse 3] When we're sitting at a funeral years from now Cos some guy you knew died and we're both back in town I'll wonder over and I'll say hello Heard you got married, how did it go? Things are tough for me, lost my job in LA My life is somewhere between bad and okay I heard, I heard you're doing really well Know anyone who's looking for help? [Chorus 3] Dude I'm sorry, I was distant But I never, meant to dismiss Our great friendship, hard as it's been We can still be, friends on LinkedIn Dude I'm sorry, I was distant But I never, meant to dismiss Our great friendship, hard as it's been We can still be, friends on LinkedIn