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Pre-Game 3:20: We're several hours away from kickoff. Contributor predictions? 3:51: The field design for tonight's game is actually pretty dope. The uniform quality depends on who you're rooting for. 4:57: Does Cardale Jones remind anyone else of Daunte Culpepper? 7:23: Prop bets: How many times during this game will Nike unveil new uniforms for Oregon? First Quarter 7:43: Well that was easy for Oregon. Ohio State couldn't even force them to third down. 7:45: My sister told me we had popcorn. I opened the cabinet only to find bags of the 100 calorie popcorn. That is not popcorn. 7:51: Cardale couldn't get away from the spy on that 3rd down run 7:56:It was a great job by Oregon downing the punt inside the 3. 7:57: The real matchup to watch for today: Cardale versus running backward. 8:07 Ezekiel Elliott shows why the Big Ten running backs are in a cla** of their own. 8:08: My grandma is in disbelief that her husband, son, and grandson all care about a football game. More updates to follow. 8:09: Ezekiel Elliott will top his Vegas over/under line for rushing yards if he keeps getting blocking like that! 8:13: Oregon shows early why the losses of their two best receivers will be a crucial factor in the result. 8:16: It wouldn't be an Ohio State National Title Game without a Pa** Interference call, right? 8:18: Third time's the charm. Touchdown Buckeyes. 8:22: I'm wondering how MrXercules is coming up with these gifs and vines so fast. 8:26: Apparently midriff tops for men are back in style. 8:32: That Elliott fumble will cost Ohio State dearly 8:42: Or nah 8:43: Or maybe? 8:48: Compared to the punting doctoral course they were subjected to last week, Ohio State's facing the equivalent of a middle school punter. 8:51: Proper companion to Ezekiel Elliot's crop top: the dress pant sweatpants. 8:53: Cardale Jones has to be as strong as he claims. The way the ball floats forty yards downfield should be evaluated in a graduate-level physics course. 9:13: I'm jealous that some of our favorite programs can't find a useful QB, but Ohio State has THREE. smh 9:47:ANOTHER FREAKIN TURNOVER by Ohio State! 9:51: Touchdown Oregon. Byron Marshall better be glad that TD held up 9:55: If you've played the game, "Drink every time you hear the word tempo" today, you probably pa**ed out by now 10:01: In the latest edition of "let's give Oregon the football," Cardale Jones with the Jameis-esque fumble inside OSU's own 25. 10:06: Big Ups to the Ohio State defense bailing it's offense out after another turnover. OSU holds Oregon to another FG and keep the 21-20 lead. 10:21: This Ohio State power running game appears to be unstoppable!