THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN CALLING Osborne-Kerr Just a few words to the top of the tower Just a few minutes to build up the power Check all the gauges and turn on the dials Get all the pa**engers out of the aisles. And I'm going to send a message on the speakers I'm going to send you all insane. This is your captain calling This is your captain calling To tell you I'm out of my brain again This is your captain calling And if you think we're falling You're perfectly right And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand and land the plane. Hope you don't think this is some kind of plot Lately I found I've been drinking a lot Problems at home that have been driving me mad A couple of drinks and I don't feel so bad. And up in the sky the clouds are all going find me And up in the sky it's duty free. This is your captain speaking This is your captain speaking To tell you I'm out of my brain again This is your captain speaking And if you think I'm freaking You're perfectly right And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand and land the plane. This is your captain calling This is your captain calling To tell you I'm out of my brain again This is your captain calling And if you think we're falling You're perfectly right And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand and land the plane. This is your captain speaking This is your captain speaking To tell you I'm out of my brain again This is your captain speaking And if you think I'm freaking You're perfectly right And I'd be delighted if any of you could give us a hand and land the plane.