Cold Cold Hearts - Maybe Scabies lyrics

[Chorus] Maybe scabies, but not rabies Maybe scabies, and you have 'em too Maybe scabies, we're all ladies Maybe scabies, I hate you [Verse 1] So you know how last summer, everyone thought that Jerry Garcia was dead? Well me and my sister have this theory that really he's not dead But really he was abducted by aliens So these aliens came out from one of those planets, like Pluto, Jupiter, or Mars And took him back onto their spaceship And then they conducted all these kinds of experiments on him You know like in the X-Files? And they gave him scabies! And then they sent him back down to planet Earth And that's how all the hippies in America got scabies Scabies Scabies [Verse 2] So then there was this one hippie Grizzly Adams kid from Evergreen And he had scabies And then he got down on this one punk rock girl from Olympia named Sara and gave her scabies And then she had them for a really long time, like six months or something And then she gave them to everyone else in Olympia And that's how all the punk rockers in Olympia got scabies [Chorus]