Cold Cold Hearts - Broken Teeth lyrics

What kinda cake do you want me to bake for you? And how many hearts are you gonna break into? When I saw you walkin' down my street, I thought "That's the kinda a**hole I'd like to meet" I want you How many ways can I be a f**in' bore, doormat? "Did you ever?" "No I didn't "No I never said a thing like that" Yeah, you ain't all that in a Cadillac I want my little mister ashtray back I want my long-eye-lash-date back I don't care how I get him back "Oh Carol, I am but a fool And I still love you, and I promise to be true..." What kinda cake do you want me to bake for you? And how many hearts are you gonna break in two? I got broken teeth in my broken dreams Hey what does it mean? What does that mean? I hate you Mr. Nice Guy's such a nice guy today Yeah so he never has a f**in' thing to say Just throw me some crumbs, I'll beg for your scraps I want a man in a uniform, I want a man like a unicorn-- I want a man in a uniform, yeah "Dear Mary, people often ruin their lives in the attempt to satisfy their desires..." Yeah. Hey--who said that? I think some guy said that... And all the kids with their heads bigger than their bodies like those big-eyed Keane dolls... And you say I'm crazy (cause I am) So, well, I don't know about the anorexic Fashion Show, but-- You'll never work in this town again