My baby's crazy She don't understand the way I think She says I'm running off the deep end with my problems I try and tell her she's the only one But she's a lunatic I swear it's never me Bartender, make it a double shot Cuz I can't find the words to make her sane Bartender, pour another round You know I gotta find a way to k** my pain My baby's crazy And she don't like it when I drink She says I'm a f**in a**hole when I'm loaded Cheap beer and Jagermeister set my mind at ease You know she's the reason I've been drinking all night long