Cockpunch - Vegan/Not Vegan lyrics

"You pa**ed out cigarettes for a smoke-a-thon on Earth Day You installed speed bumps on the handicapped ramp And, most recently, you dumped 100 pounds of... meat on a peaceful vegan protest" "Oh, come on! That was way more than 100 pounds" No one with a gut like this is a f**ing vegan Meat, milk, cheese, [?] I f**ing got it