Cockmasta Flex - Sodomy Dungeon lyrics

{Thrust Bareback} I'm gonna kill the president Put my balls on the cent Take over the nation Then propagandize the population Make them euthanize anything with a c*nt Just a country of studs that's what I want {co*kmasta Flex} Breedin' bodacious dudes in stables From labs and test-tubes A whole slew of coins and ables From a brand new Adam and Eve Only this time it's Adam and Steve Yeah I'll rewrite the bible Addin' more boy who*e disciples Now hand me the rifle I'll kill you and your wife yo I find it fu*kin' gay that you're straight That's what I hate And since I'm god after I snipe you Heaven's gate will be slammed In your straight fu*king face You're scared? Let me check your diaper And do you the fu*k in with my buggerin' viper I'm harder than King Kong and gayer than Stryper Now go on beg for your life while I stop to wipe you (Please stop) (I have a family) (Oh god) (Oh- oh- w-) (We voted for Jason West) (Oh god m- my blood is all over your peepee) {co*kmasta Flex} We got you tied to a chair in the sodomy dungeon And me and my friends are just taking turns plungin' I'm the one runnin' sh*t they call me co*kmasta Flex And this that Bros B4 Hoes sh*t now you're under my hex {Thrust Bareback} And here's daily specials from me Thrust Bareback One: I'll empty my vesicles upon your six-pack Two: Tighten my heiny muscles around your co*k Or three: Me and Flex on the double fudge pack {MC Bowel Shuvel} But you still don't even know the meaning of trouble 'Cause you only just met me, I'm MC Bowel Shuvel I worship the prostate from the temple of Sphincter Taking nibbly tastes up and down your tinker {co*kmasta Flex} But this ain't your regular kidnap and rape Yo Shuvel, fill 'em in on the nature of this date {MC Bowel Shuvel} Well the female half of your family's been assassinated And the other one, the one with buns Is getting (?) by one of brotherfu*kers with guns Until their psyche is dilapidated Blow your mind how loose the last one flatulated {co*kmasta Flex} That's how we spread the word So now go tell people what you heard And never procreate or you get castrated motherfu*ker