If I was a planet I would be the moon If I had something to prove I would be back in the groove If I was an animal I would be an eagle Not that kind of talking monkey proliferating on earth If I was the devil I would like to see you come In my own private hell we would have some real fun If I wasn't who I am / If I was... / If... If I was a planet I would be the sun If I was a hunter you would be at the end of my gun If I was a season I would be the summer If I was a little wise I would never improvise If I really had the choice I would try to make more noise If I really had the choice I would take another voice If I was in fighting trim I would be back in the swin And If I wasn't so vain I would jump out of the train If I was the thunder you would already be deaf And If I was a shadow you would be the place where I would fall If I wasn't who I am...