Clifford T. Ward - Turbo lyrics

Have you got a turbo wrist watch? Got a turbo vacuum? Have you got a turbo washing machine? An' a turbo car? When you ask 'em what it means They look blank and say "it's the latest thing". Turbo - what does it mean? Well don't tell me - I don't wanna know! I've had a turbo watch for ages Gains five minutes every day The wife goes turbo when she vacuums She calls it "hurry up" The washing machine's always been turbo We kick it and it starts again As for the car - don't say "turbo" in front of her please She gets ratty - and won't start. When you ask 'em what it means They look blank and say "it's the latest thing". Turbo - what does it mean? Don't tell me - I don't wanna know! Must be fast, powerful, great Better - best - consummate; get - Turbo - what does it mean? Don't tell me - I don't wanna know! Turbo - what does it mean? Don't tell me - I don't wanna know! (Repeat and fade).