Clifford T. Ward - Today in Parliament lyrics

Today in parliament You' got the honourable this And the honourable that Nothin' so eloquent As a little bit of mis- Understanding and a lot of chat Something you wanna say? Don't address it to me You gotta see your MP He's gonna take up your case today Do civilised people always act this way? Today in parliament You' got shoutin' down the front And shoutin' at the back Come on gentlemen, settle down at the front Sit down at the back Something you wanna say? Address it to the House in the usual way I know you want to have some fun But civilised people ought to get things done. Blame Jesus for all the trouble in the world today Blame anybody you like But don't blame the government of the day. Today in parliament You get rhetoric elective, a little bit of cynicism Nothing heaven sent Just a mere hint of socialism, lotta conservatism ' Nothing I wanna say Let's make a lot of changes and keep it this way ' No where else I wanna go I'm enjoying myself, I run this radio show. Neil Kinnock sums it up right 'You have to break eggs to make an omelette-ah! But you don't have to drop the eggs on the floor.'