Shuffleboard the afternoon away for two The taste of plastic in my smile And I can suffer if you really want me to For a parable that's worth your while 'Cause your life story about you 'Cause I just can't relate But I've no reason to doubt you It's great Lay your head here on my breast 'cause I have food Put your cookies in my milk This metaphor is just a door that you walk through Around the campfire; it was late 'Cause your life story about you 'Cause I just can't relate But I've no reason to doubt you It's great Shuffleboard the afternoon away for two The taste of plastic in my smile And I can suffer if you really want me to For a parable that's worth your while