Cledus T. Judd - Double D Cups lyrics

Now double D cups are utterly incredible At Mardi Gras and Spring Break they're usually quite visible But you there sweet lady have a good set of breasticles Are they real? I don't have to ask Hey double D cups may look inflatable And whether they're paid for is often debatable But on tons of websites they're always downloadable As well as Kim Kardashian's Ass Double D cups, six thousand bucks We'll credit card 'em, go ahead and charge 'em I love you double D cups, can't get enough I'm glad I bought 'em, so glad I bought 'em I like 'em in tank tops, I like 'em in sweaters I like when they point like an Irish Settler Double D cups have never looked better But I can't seem to get lucky Yeah I must admit that ladies with big 'uns More than a few times had my name written On them with a sharpie when they see fittin' But they're all usually quite chubby Double D cups, hope they don't bust Good lordy, lordy, you're such a hottie I love them double D cups, can't get enough Oh what a body, oh what a body Well, nothing against those who were not as blessed And may never win a wet t-shirt contest But when it comes to double D's I confess They're the "va" in my "vavoo" Double D cups can be saline and plastic The bigger, the better, they sure look bootastic And though they might make it hard to do gymnastics I mean it when I look at them and say: Double D cups, you're more than just jugs. Bazoons, cans, baby feeders, tata's, milkshakes, pink nose puppies, hooters, watermelons, twinner sausages, blouse bunnies. Whatever you are you're still my friends, my life long friends, both of you even the slightest small one. I love them double D cups in bras that push up Like Dolly Pardon, like Dolly Pardon We love those double D cups, can't get enough They're kinda gaudy, oh what a body Double D cups x7