Cledus T. Judd - The Change lyrics

It Seems like all my life I've wanted to be a wife So I went under the knife And it really changed my life Ever since that Oprah show I've been wantin' me a change Panty hose a time or two ...What? Garter belts and high heel shoes ...No you di'int Wore a big beehive hairdo ...Stop! So they kicked me out of school ...Don't go there! Everybody knew I was acting pretty strange Since the change They hardly recognize me Even got a brand new name I swear! I feel a little lighter Since I went from Jim to Jane It takes a while to get used to this 'Cause right now I'm still in pain I was an unhappy man Before the change Rock my world little country boy, those Wrangler bu*ts drive me nuts, uh! Girlfriend I must confess ...Go ahead Last night I was in a mess ...What happened? My date, he was impressed ...Huh-uh Untill I got undressed ...Huuuuh When he saw my hairy chest ...Uh-hoo-hoo-hoo He said, "You better explain." ...Don't you hate it when that happens? Oh what's a girl to do? ...Tell me Hit him with my high heel shoes ...No way Once he came to, he knew This woman's one bad dude ...You are? But I'm just the thing for you ...That's right If you're looking for a change ...He-he Stop! Since the change They hardly recognize me Girl, I even got a brand new name I swear! I feel a little lighter Since I went from Jim to Jane It takes a while to get used to this 'Cause right now I'm still in pain I was an unhappy man Talkin' 'bout an unhappy man Now I'm a happy wo-man Since the change No you di'int. Stop it! What? Y-You go girl! Can't touch this!