Cledus T. Judd - Katie Bar the Door lyrics

I could tell the way she held me Out on that sawdust floor That later on that evening It be Katie bar the door No wedding band was a showin But I wasn't looking too hard The next thing I knew we pulled up to the Blue Moon trailer park She poured us a double Then she pulled the shades on down And I was in hog heaven Till I started lookin around I saw cigars in the ashtray Then I saw an old twelve gauge Then I heard his truck come a driving up And I can see myself blown away OH Katie bar the door Is that your husband coming home (I think he's here) I took it for granted You were living here alone (What am I going to do???) I don't think he'd believe me no matter what I said Katie bar the door hide me underneath the bed Cause he came in about half drunk And thank God he didn't see My red underwear on the rabbit ears Of that black and white TV I's under the bed all doubled up And my kidneys about to bust The dust fell off that box springs As those two fell into lust Huh huh hoo hoo hoo hoo I laid real still the morning came and he went on off to work And she leaned over that Posturepedic With that I still want you flirt A sane man would have went on home But that's something I ain't never been Somehow the day just slipped away Katie there he is again OH NO Oh Katie bar the door Is that your husband coming home (I'm in a mess) I took it for granted You were living here alone (He's got a gun) I don't think he'd believe me no matter what I said (It's LOADED) Katie bar the door hide me underneath the bed Katie Katie Katie Baby what we gonna do I got my pants on backwards and I'm looking for my boots You can tell him I'm your brother tell him I'm a bookie Or that I'm a den scout mother selling Girl Scout cookies Baby find me a wig high heel shoes Say I'm ugly aunt Eunice from Baton Rouge Honey honey honey Finally what a man will try When he's underneath his d**h bed fearing for his life Oh Katie bar the door Is that your husband coming home (Where's my keys) I took it for granted You were living here alone (Oh they're in my britches) I don't think he'd believe me no matter what I said (Where's my britches) Katie bar the door hide me underneath the bed Katie Katie Katie Oh my gosh see ya…