Clawjob - Crackers + Chips lyrics

JULIAN: A glowing green Computer screen Shines upon my six saltines, and As I digest them one by one, I think about my girl. She's gone. A radar blip Could be a ship, Or just a broken microchip, and As I inspect them one by one, I hope it's just a system malfunction, and I wonder: Will she be faithful? Will she be mine, if he makes a move on her? My broken toe A UFO; I'm paralyzed, and it gets closer, and As I re-check the radartron, I think about phasers set on stun, and I wonder: Will she be faithful? Will she be mine, if he makes a move? And... Should I be fearful, or should I try To soothe my nerves and get some sleep? RADARTRON: The blip is a ship. Twenty-six thousand feet long, And fifty million beings strong. These sentient life forms Live in space dorms. They have large brains and claws, Razor-like mandibles, And protrusions like straws. Caution. Danger. JULIAN: Will she be faithful? Will she be mine, if he makes a move? And... Will they be peaceful? Or will they try to disembowel me in my sleep?