Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis - Cosmic Comic Relief lyrics

Sadly sobbing, sadly sobbing, Rolls the restless wireless sea, Where the wireless waves go bobbing Up and down so dolefully. And nothing there the gloom a**ails, Depression to undo, Till some merry little static In a manner most erratic Till statics dropp their little tails And split themselves in two. Just to watch their comic wriggling Moves the stratosphere to mirth, And a giddy urge to giggling Trails a titter round the earth. When wireless humor flops and fails And nought can raise a laugh, Then some artful atmospheric Sends the other half hysteric Gay atmospherics dropp their tails And split themselves in half. Once again the world grows weary; Sadly superheterodyne Wax the wireless waves, and dreary, Doleful frequencies repine! Until, once more, loud laughter hails The comic cosmic crew. As some little stunting static, Most absurdly acrobatic Till statics dropp their little tails And split themselves in two. There is art in every antic, So, when sitting at your set, Rage no more with fury frantic O'er the statics that you get. For, far beyond your ken, great gales Of laughter loud, with cosmic chaff Hilarious and quite Homeric, Sounds, as some impish atmospheric Calls on his crowd to dropp their tails And split themselves in half.