Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis - Accent Conscious lyrics

Trouble brews along the border for the word has got around That blokes an' coves an' coots must mind their tongues; Out about the long dry stages Where the willie-willie rages Strange sounds are issuing from leathern lungs. Vowels, consonants and diphthongs in the old bark hut take place Of the talk of clips or cattle or 'wot won the 'urdle race.' For the world grows regimented and the olden orders pa** With those ancient heroes that we knew of old. Out beyond the sandy ranges Culture grows and fashion changes And a bloke has got to talk the way he's told. For the craze of 'standardising' has Australia in its grip, And Lawson's friends, Joe Wilson, and his mates have got the pip. These old battlers, so accustomed to the old Australian drawl, Find it hard to knuckle down to modern ways. Tho' the purists may deride them, 'Twas their speech identified them, For they talked the Aussie lingo all their days. But the Man from Snowy River strives to change his 'Oi' to 'I;' And Clancy of the Overflow now wears an old school tie. I have long since sought the reason why all men should be as peas In speech, in thought, in action, e'en in strife. Uniformity around them Serves but further to confound them, Since it washes all the color out of life. But the bloke who beat the favorite now sports jodhpurs with an air, And the Man from Ironbark marcels his hair.