Walkin' with my baby, she got great big feet She long, lean and lanky and ain't had nothing to eat But she's my baby, and I love her just the same Crazy 'bout that woman, 'cause Caldonia is her name Caldonia, Caldonia What makes your big head so hard? I love you, love you just the same I'll always love you, baby, 'cause Caldonia is your name You know, my mama told me to leave Caldonia alone That's what she told me, no kiddin' That's what she said She said, "Son, keep away from that woman She ain't no good. Don't bother with her." But mama didn't know what Caldonia was puttin' down So I'm goin' down to Caldonia's house and askin' just one more time: Caldonia, Caldonia What makes your big head so hard?