Cla**ified - Video Games lyrics

(Shots Fired) [x4] Warning, warning this is not a simulation Space Invaders, space invading Command and conquer Break the gate in I’m about to find my inner Ninja Gaiden Two katanas, Blades of Steel Duck when I hunt, ‘cause I aim to k** I’m a trained soldier on the Battlefield I know the game is the fake but the pain is real I Duke Nukem, hit ‘em with the shells That’s Koopa troopin’ 'em, I’ma give ‘em hell I'mma Hadouken 'em Spill your lunch out when you get punched out with a one, two on ‘em Kung fuin’ ‘em, done, through with ‘em Hitman for hire, duffle baggin’ ‘em I shoot to k**, no Ronald Reagan We spittin’ fire, we Double Dragons This Mortal Combat-bat In a World of Warcraft-craft You can hear the swords clash, clash Get your high score smashed, smashed Got my phaser set to vaporize I’ma put you on ice, skate or die No role playin’, I’m protagin’ when I grab the controller, say goodbye I be up on it No way, no you don’t want it Power down your electronics My game is supersonic, it’s supersonic I be up on it (I get to play these games I can’t stop playing, I- I can’t stop playing) I be up on it (I get to play these games I can’t stop playing, I- I can’t stop playing) Alley-oop, Alley-oop, Alley-oop Game on, rally the troops On to NBA, get my boot in your a** better watch that attitude Oh, the saga continues Why? Hit save on the menu I got game with the ladies, Leisure Suit Larry in the bedroom I’m a Mega Man, I’m mega mad Flipping you the Angry Bird Don’t push my bu*tons, circle, square, x or triangular Got a Need for Speed like Arriba Arriba, Andale Andale Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start C’mon Mike concentrate I roll with thirty men like the Contra game You got a console in your console Still play online at your mom’s home Talkin’ sh** in Grand Theft Auto I’m a Street Fighter, Just Dance with me Game over, no Final Fantasy You bet your life, I up the ante Your games weak, and I crush candy [?] Eat a mushroom, grow Everyday I’m getting stoned Like a Tanooki costume I got TurboGrafx, sixteens Don’t play around with this team We got two players, split screen It’s Halflife I be up on it No way, no you don’t want it Power down your electronics My game is supersonic, it’s supersonic I be up on it (I get to play these games I can’t stop playing, I- I can’t stop playing) I be up on it (I get to play these games I can’t stop playing, I- I can’t stop playing) I know I keep getting older But I can’t put down the controller She hates it ‘cause I’m always playing these games, playing these games, playing these games Been up all night with your friends [?] She hates it ‘cause I’m always playing these games, playing these games, playing these games