Cla**ified - CYOA 2 lyrics

(Choose your own adventureeeeeee!) [Verse 1 - Cla**ified] (White Mic) Yeah, yeah (*beat starts*) Ou got the water? (check), weed? (check, ready to roll) Look ma, no hands, I'm a never get old (I pedal like the gas pedals got stuck to the floor) In other words (nope), we ain't goin slow (so) Quickly down the road we go, poppin wheelies and indos And I notice my bro and he's puffin some indo (yo!) (Stopped quick, tires started to skid, wanted a hit But there was nothin left of the spliff) (*beat stops*) [Break - Mic Boyd - talking] (Cla**ified) Sorry boys, just missed it! (ahh) (What are you doin? What are you up to?) Aw, not much (Goin for a bike ride, wanna come?) (*beat starts back up*) [Verse 2 - Cla**ified] (White Mic) [Cla**ified] Hell yeah, another motherf**er up in here Rollin down the road with the wind in my hair Bunny hop, both tires up into the air I'm bad a**, biker boy, yo you better beware (Okay Mic, you take this bike sh** way too serious) 'Cause I'm the best biker in Enfield period f** with me! (what?) I drove the deepest ditches (huh?) Scaled the steepest slopes and road the meanest roads Left skid marks all over the east coast (OH, WATCH OUT!), sh** that was close, woo hoo [Mic you're a f**in joke But guys it's almost five, I'm hungry, I think I'm out] (*beat fades away*) Alright later man, peace out Later (*new beat starts*) [Verse 3 - Cla**ified] (Cla**ified's Wife) I get back to my place and put my bicycle away Feelin burnt out and tired but I try not to complain My girl pulls up, how was work? (oh, just great) You hungry? (umm, a little bit), we start to conversate Both of us are kind of tired and neither wanna cook So let's go out for dinner, maybe catch a motion picture We go down to the local spot, check out what the menu got Donair with extra sauce but keep the tomatoes off She gets a calimari or chicken tetrazzini She likes to keep it healthy, but me I keep it greasy Believe me, if I could see me from the inside Then I would probably never feed on somethin deep fried We finished up, paid the bill, then took off to the city I had a gram or two, she twisted it and sparked a dube That's just the way that me and my lady partner do Besides we was goin to see "Harold And Kumar Part 2" We finished that, got in line and got our tickets Showed up kind of late, missed the first ten minutes Bumped into a couple co-workers of the Misses My girl got the munchies like (your liquorice looks delicious) My eyes bloodshot but I feel it ain't a factor I felt like they expected it, they know that I'm a rapper We watched the movie, had a couple laughs And on the way out, signed a couple autographs Back in the car and that's it, headed home Then I noticed Martin Finch on the road, talkin on his phone Standin outside of this club that we know You wanna go? (Yeah, it'd be nice but I gotta work early tomorrow) That's true and we probably won't get home until four or so (Yeah but you can go, I'll drop you at the front door Just let me know what you wanna do, wanna do) ... (*beat stops*) [Outro - Narrator - talking] If you want to call it a night and head back home, proceed to Track 22 If you want to get dropped off at the club and see what's new with Martin Finch, proceed to Track 17