City Boy - Mr. Shoes lyrics

Mason-Slamer-Ward A man could die of thirst First to the bar and the last to get served Landlord laughs You can't get the staff these days Guess who should walk through the door Dressed to the nines And looking nine more Shows his face Everyone in the place gets a wave Hello M-m-m-Mr. Shoes We love to look at you Mr. Shoes Solarium tan you could say he's a man Mr. Shoes We love to look at you Mr. Shoes A flick of the wrist And a Listermint kiss A boy could get sick of this Sand in your face and the taste on your lips And how come your suit looks much better On you than me It's so hard when you're 21 Life's too short when your nails are too long And man I could use some of your "Koo-Ka-Choo" Mr. Shoes