Cisco Adler - Big In Japan lyrics

Arigato. Wa**up? [Verse 1] I'm big in Japan, so is my dick Eat my eggroll with your chopsticks, b**h Tokyo, here I come I'm not that dumb to bring d** through customs Yummy, yummy, me so hungry Get in me belly, toro with wasabi I can't walk down the streets, partner Maybe cause I'm like 2 feet taller They be seeing my name Dirt Nasty on the Tokyo trains Next stop, Harajuku Streets so clean, no doggy doo-doo I ain't this big in the states Unlimited teriyaki, kobe steaks I'm living like a king Soy sauce on my ding-a-ling (What?) [Hook] Rikki tikki tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo All the geisha's know I'm the man f** the states, I'm big in Japan I'm big in Japan I'm big in Japan I'm so big in Japan f** the states, I'm big in Japan [Verse 2] Konnichiwa, b**hes All the girls say Dirt's the richest But I ain't the richest Can't pay for no goose so I'm doing dishes Tokyo, do you get my drift? Rappin' on stage, they don't understand sh** But they all got they hands in air With their gold chains and their spikey hair I'm turning Japanese At Benihana, Steve Aoki You can find me on Mt. Fuji In a Fiji jacuzzi with Ms. Suzuki (Who's she?) The rice so sticky Love me long time, baby, licky, licky I want to undress you And introduce you to my sumo wrestler Akebono, peep the dragon on my black kimono And you don't want trouble, mane Cause Mr. Miyagi taught me the Crane [Hook] [Verse 3] Crouching tiger, hidden beaver I think I caught yellow fever If I need a girl she could be here Quicker than a Domino's Pizza [Hook x2] [Skit] Oh my goodness I'm so overwhelmed, I have so much to do today First, I had to into coffee bean and get a decaf soy, white choco-motolatae And then I had to get a spray tan Meet my sugar daddy at Earth Cafe And then I'm gonna meet my besties And we're going clubbing, yeah! Yeah that sounds like fun *gunshot*