Chutch McGillicutty - Tit Waggler lyrics

[Intro: Chutch McGillicutty] Hey girl I got a question for ya... [Verse 1: Chutch McGillicutty] You wanna Tit-Waggle? Let me show you how its done Just stick out your chest And start to have fun That's all you go to do But for the sake of this song Let's all play along… First you got to giggle Ain't no frowns aloud Then you start to jiggle Pull down your blouse Let those puppies wriggle Let it all hang out And really start to wiggle Now the sh** is going down Imagine that your nipple Is a crayon And start to scribble All around Let the ripples Compound If ya started with a nickel Now working with a pound Cucumbers now a pickle Unencumbered by sound Waterfall is now a trickle And the square is now round Every touch is a tickle And every nudge is profound Don't pick up your dribble Bounce it on the ground Swing it to the wing for a triple If you miss I'll rebound Hey girl let me get a nibble On them tits I think I could drown [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] This has been a real tit-waggler If your tits are big it'll make your back hurt Flopping all around causing quite the clatter Up and down and out, clockwise and even backward [Verse 2: Chutch McGillicutty] Tits poppin' out Swangin' all around Big torpedo titties And tits that are round Some nipples have bars Some nipples have rings Some nipples are large Some nipples are pink I wish I could make a chart It really makes you think Tit-waggling is an art You gotta keep em in sync It comes from the heart And will take you to the brink You ride on the swell And then you f**ing sink Lose yourself and find yourself In the f**ing moment From point break to the matrix reloaded Keanu Reeves was the coldest Forgot how to wiggle them tits Now he's out the muthaf**in' biz Please hold this While I pour this In your cup Did you notice Lil' ole miss What a s*ut Big ole tits Good Lordy I want to f** Girl blow this Deepthroat it Way ta s** I bust a f**in' nut You know this Its just like Chutch Well yeah he f**ing wrote this He so clutch Got it locked up like Fort Dix He's too much And he wants more tits [Hook: Chutch McGillicutty] This has been a real tit-waggler Future past and now before during and after Flopping all around can't you hear the laughter Left and right and in clockwise and even backward [Outro: Chutch McGillicutty] Tits are floppin', Tits are wagglin' Tits are poppin', and none are saggin' Those tits are whoppin', these tits are clappin' Those tits are droppin', but they all are wagglin'